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Bundesliga – Day 32

Currently I´m watching the match between HSV and Vfl Bochum and decided to live blog it.

HSV goes ahead with a fantastic goal by Paolo Guerrero in minute 15.

The english commentator has his funny day:

“He was so late. He wouldn´t have arrived in the second half.” (Following a foul from D. Klimowicz where the ball was already miles away. :D)

“Hamburg´s in the lead but Bochum are tough fighters. They know how it works at the other side of the table.” (Analyzing the match properly. :D)

Ivica Olic scored the second goal for Hamburg after a corner kick by Dennis Aogo.

Halftime. Good game by HSV. They are willing to take their last chance and secure tickets for next season´s Europa League.

2nd half just started. No substitutions on Hamburg´s side.

“Demo” sucks by the way. Still atdhe is doing a good job today. 😉

“Guerrero. Very brazilian.” (After a nice dribbling by Paolo.)

Nice freekick by Aogo on the target. Saved. Aogo with a very good match today.

GOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLL!!! Ivica Olic scoring his second goal with a hammer bringing HSV 3-0 ahead.

Paolo Guerrero is out being substituted by Mladen Petric. And Petric immediately shows his skills with a good header on our own goal. 😀

Dennis Aogo is really good on position 6 replacing Jarolim.

Did Bochum just score a goal. No no. I just had a hallucination. 😀

Troche is in replacing Albert Streit.

Timothy Atouba out – Jonathan Pitroipa in.

One of Bochum´s players just got a yellow card for “wise cracking with the referee”. 😀

“Ivica Olic. He can run all day.” (Nice one.)

HSV won 3-0 over Vfl Bochum. We´re back on track. 🙂



HSV-FREE ZONE (general b.o.)

From now on till the end of the season I decalre this a HSV-free zone. If  ANYONE tries to post anything only remotely related to the HSV or Pussy Bremen, I will rip it apart in tiny little pieces and haunt the author right into his already shitty dreams – I hope I made my point clear. Trust me, you don’t wanna mess with me at this point, as long as you’r not up for an ugly dance with me.


My Tip: 3-0

Well, I think Bremen is in for a treat –  and especially for Diego we emptied the bassin in front of our goal : we’ll see who’s going to take a dive now!


damn it! it’s the eleventh minute and my tip is allradey doomed to fail! do we always have to go the hard way? 😦

21st min.:

the match is gettin’ physical – the fouls are increasing! Werder is playing it the though way!

29th min.:

the HSV is scary harmless and the chances of Werder for the second goal are stacking up! something has to happen!

35th min.:

the Werder players must have taken some classes in flying  – like the italians, barely a tackle and they lift off…

40th min.:

the HSV’s powerplay is missing completely and defence is the name of the game 😦

45th min.:

this ain’t going anywhere: the HSV is craving for the halftime


ok… let’s face it, the HSV isn’t at the top of the game and Jol will have tough job to improve the spirit of our boys for the second half

46th min:

big chance for Pitroipa, the new guy on the field for the HSV in the second half! is it going to be better?

51st min:

nice to see the HSV showing more drag towards the oposite goal

56th min.:

..but the match is still a little choppy for the HSV

60th min.:

Troche is coming for Aogo

62nd min.:

the HSV is interrupting the Werder attacks a little earlier but some still find their way… but its getting better… thumbs up!

64th min.:

Petric lies off the field and is treated by the medics

65th min.:

Graavgard en danger!!! almost own goal!

66th min.:


67th min.:

Demel and Olic bring us back in the game! 1-1

70th min.:

Silva goes into the book – yellow card!

72nd min.:

Diego is the actor of the day and gets a free kick right in front of our goal… misses! 😀

73rd min.:

the match is getting physical again!

75th min.:

the HSV is now in attack  mode!

77th min.:

…but the defence still with some holes 😦

80th min.:

HSV has to boost the pace in order to rattle Werder out of their firm positions

82nd min.:

nice move by Pitroipa towards Werder’s goal but offside unfortunately

84th min.:

a Werder player makes a dive and another freekick for Bremen… safe!

87th min.:

looks like we are heading for extension time


Red card for Jarolim!!!  Emotions are errupting!!!!

We are in for 30 mins of additional time and the HSV now has to play with only 10 players… 😦

Ok… now it’s on!!! We’ll kick these little acting Werder divas to hell!!

…OK, sorry but I’m off commenting! tihs is too exciting now! …later


Get ready for the derby!

DFB Cup – Semi-Finals

Bayer 04 Leverkusen is the first finalist in the DFB Cup. They struggled to defeat Mainz 05 yesterday in the extra time 4-1. After the regular time the match ended in a tie 1-1. Bayer 04 was the better team throughout the game facing a strong defending Mainz 05. However in the end the victory was deserved.

Today evening the second semi-final will take place between Hamburger SV and Werder Bremen. Get ready for the derby. No doubt the HSV will score the victory. Except the long-term injuries (T. Atouba, R. Castelen, E.-M. Choupo Moting and B. Reinhardt) all players are fit and ready to kick Werder out of our stadium. Just beware of Werder´s Diego. He´s such a pussy and dives whenever he gets the slightest chance to.



yiepieh yah yeah schweinebacke…

…seems as his royal highness broke out from the hazy and phlegmatic world of the sirens and is back for good with us mortals. Must have been hard to leave all these sexy sirens, the lust and all this dainty behind for the ungrateful existance as a ruler of the ordinary and grace us with your enlightenment about last weekends HSV game… respect buddy… ehmm… I mean your royal highness.

…but may I remind his royal highness of todays game vs. Leverkusen Bremen (sorry for that! I’m just a little ahead of the curve :D) – your minions expect an entertaining piece of art spirited by your highness widely known genius.

…reality bites!!!   …let’s hope we won’t see his highness to soon packing his stuff out of frustration, hurrying for his yacht and heading back to his beloved sirens! 😀


The refs rule the bundesliga!

Bundesliga – Day 28

The last matchday brought no significant changes at the top of the table. The top five clubs all won their games. However some of them needed their help from the referees! HSV is currently on third position still three points behind the top spot.

HSV won their game against the Small HSV a.k.a. Hannover 96 2-1 despite two hair-raising decisions by referee Markus Schmidt. First of all he gave a penalty kick for H96 due to a handball by Guy Demel. Technically speaking no incorrect decision. But a referee should know the difference between deliberate and accidental handball. Afterwards he stole Jonathan Pitroipa´s goal due to offside. Terrible decision. Following the petrodollar sponsored referee at the last UEFA Cup game against Abu Dhabi United it was the second game in a row where our biggest opponent was the referee himself. They should have known better though. Nobody can stop the HSV now.

The top spot is still occupied by VW Wolfsburg. They won their game against Bayer 04 Leverkusen 2-1. You can´t deny that this team plays excellent attacking football. So why do they need help from the referees to win their game anyway. Grafite and Edin Dzeko are both terrific strikers. But they are diving all the time and are getting away with it. In this game it was Grafite´s turn and the referee rewarded it once again with a penalty kick lifting the VW team on the road to victory. Shortly before the end of the game Bayer 04 deserved a handball penalty kick. But the referee already obtained his key for a VW Phaeton so no chance he would acknowledge the handball.

Bayern Munich won 1-0 against Armnia Bielefeld. Enough for head coach Jürgen Klinsmann to party hard but not enough for me to write more about this game.

Tomorrow will see the second semi-final in the DFB Cup between HSV and Werder Bremen. Keep your fingers crossed that the DFB will send out a decent referee who won´t decide the game himself.

This scene happened at last seasons game against Werder. It should be enough motivation for our team to kick this sleazy guy along with hismates out of our beloved Volkspark Stadium:

Tim Sleazy Wiese

Judge yourself but keep in mind that Tim Sleazy Wiese is convinced that Ivica Olic bumbed into him and not vice versa:

Stay tuned!

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